Surprise, surprise. Another awards show, another Kanye West outburst. This guy is a real class act. People seem to be shocked and appalled about Kanye’s behaviour tonight, but the fact is, the guy has been an a**hole ever since his second album dropped. Fame went to his head early, and apparently his simple mind couldn’t handle it. He truly believed that since some people liked him, EVERYBODY MUST like him. So the first time he failed to win an award that he believed was rightfully his, he threw a hissy fit like a little girl, ran on stage and complained about it. On another occasion, he accused MTV of being racist, saying that Britney Spears got to open the 2007 MTV VMA’s instead of him because “Maybe [his] skin’s not right”. He also vowed never to come back to MTV after that show, because he failed to capitalize on any of the 5 nominations he had on the night.
Well I’m sure tonight, MTV wished he kept his word. Like, this guy must be retarded…he must have damaged some braincells in his head when he got in that car crash. What the HELL are you doing storming the stage when America’s sweetheart, Taylor Swift, is collecting her first ever VMA? Everyone from a goddamn baby to a granny loves Taylor Swift, and you think the kind of people that love Taylor Swift are going to put up with some hotheaded idiot running on stage and essentially denouncing her award? What a fantastic way to get alot of people to hate you. The only visible damage from his car accident is that f**ked up Minnie Driver jaw, but I am now convinced that he dont do math that good no more. The guy’s plain stupid.
Here are 10 reasons why Kanye West is NOT as amazing as he thinks he is.
1. Before he started rapping, he produced for Jay Z. (thats not the reason he’s not amazing…keep reading) Well he basically begged Jay Z to sign him as a rapper, and Jay Z refused for over two years.. The guy COULD NOT get a record deal with one of his BEST FRIENDS, for over TWO YEARS. Real recognizes real…and Jay Z did not recognize Kanye as real enough.
2. His 1st album (which im sure Jay Z only released on Roc-a-Fella because he felt bad for Kanye after his car accident), is indicative of why Jay Z didn’t sign him in the first place. The guy COULD NOT RAP. Go ahead, have a listen, Kanye’s lyrical ability on “College Dropout” is equivalent to that of a 3 year old asian kid who was taught english by a two year old asian kid. It’s downright laughable.
3. Kanye’s girlfriend (who looks like someone slapped Dennis Rodman’s head on a vegas stripper whore’s body and shoved two hocks of ham in her ass cheeks) is quoted as saying “The best sex is the sex I have with myself, to be honest”. Ouch.
4. The self proclaimed fashion icon was denied entry into a Balenciaga fashion show last year.
5. Don’t forget his epic SNL performance.
7. In another interview, he says “I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade, I will be the loudest voice. It’s me settling into that position of just really accepting that it’s one thing to say you want to do it and it’s another thing to really end up being like Michael Jordan.”
8. He’s a porn addict. His own mother scolded him for spending over 500 dollars in a porn store.
9. The new “Air Yeezy” shoe, designed by him. More like Air Gump.
10. Look what happens when you put “Kanye West is” into Google. ’nuff said.